Look What I Found Today!

They had their employees and women’s auxiliaries put together cookbooks.

I leave the hospital food jokes to you. The comment thread is open.

Please feel free to supply your own.

Our Holiday Food Festival continues!

Because you know: wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Tomorrow your inbox will be full of spam touting firm pickles.

Forget toys and ties. It’s bacon your family wants for Christmas. Don’t forget the wilted parsley for that “holiday red and green” effect.

Whatever floats your boat. Or your wooden spoon.

Yes, we’re back, and with a month of vile holiday foods!

Be afraid.

(Note: Many of these come from the archives of my personal site, Stately Barrett Manor. Sure, pay a visit!)

It’s time to cleanse the palate – if you dare. We present an array of frozen confections that might be right at home in the back of the freezer with your fourth grade science experiment.

What do you think this is?

Previously:

First Course: Appetizer

Second Course: Soup

Third Course: Salad

And we press on with the seven course meal. This week: salad!

It is like something out of your worst nightmare.

What do YOU think it is?

Remember, we’re not looking for a literal interpretation; rather we’d like you to consider the potential of the dish.

Previously:

First Course: Appetizer

Second Course: Soup

We had a bit of a pause in our dinner routine. Damned indigestion will get you every time. Now we have an industrial-sized bottle of Zantac and are ready to continue with the feast!

Today, the soup:

Behold the creamed flecks of something grandpa coughed up last week, topped off with a lovely alien lifeform.

So what do YOU think it is? Remember, we’re not looking for a literal interpretation; rather we’d like you to consider the potential of the dish.

Previously:

First Course: Appetizer

We start our seven course extravaganza with a representation of the zodiac in seafood. We take heart in knowing the chef chose not to replicate the Mayan calendar, in which case we would all be doomed.

What do you think it is? Remember, we’re not looking for a literal interpretation; rather we’d like you to consider the potential of the dish.