Look What I Found Today!

Hey, it’s not even Wednesday, but this is… Well, you take a look:

You tell me in the comments!

Something is creeping out of the radioactive ooze….

What in the name of all that is good and holy is this thing?

What has dad so excited? Mom sees the plain brown wrapper and drops the dishes. Oh, no. What’s he bought at that shop on the edge of town this time? Kid and Cat hang on for dear life as dad rushes into the kitchen. He’s going fast – check out the streak marks and that gravity-defying hat.

Mom can rest assured that the presence of Cat and Kid means that the plain brown wrapper contains something for the entire family. Something absolutely wholesome yet utterly amazing:

With a tagline like that it’s no wonder it arrived in a plain brown wrapper!

(Via)

A pint of whole milk and some lard, please!

Montgomery Scott said it best: “It’s…green!”

They had their employees and women’s auxiliaries put together cookbooks.

I leave the hospital food jokes to you. The comment thread is open.

Please feel free to supply your own.