It Was A Dark And Stormy Contest…
Yes, it’s that time of year, again! Time for San Jose State University to announce the winners of the annual Bulwer-Lytton Ficton Contest.
The contest is named for EdwardGeorge Bulwer-Lytton, a Victorian novelist perhaps best known for the phrase, “It was a dark and stormy night.”
This year’s winner is Garrison Spik of Washington, D. C., who wrote:
Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped “Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J.”
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