Posts Tagged ‘What Is It?’

What Is It?

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

The holidays are a perfect time to infilct your friends and family with all manner of disturbing foodstuffs.

This was billed as a fruitcake, but I suspect it’s Spock’s brain, surrounded by alien creatures.

What do YOU think it is?

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What Is It?

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

I think I may have seen this delight on an episode of Jekyll.

Either that, or there’s just not enough meat on that gristle. I’m not sure which.

What do you think it is?

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What Is It?

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

We’re on an abbreviated posting schedule for the holidays, so What Is It? Wednesday arrives a day early.

Of course, it’s a turkey. Nothing says “home for the holidays,” though, like a turkey with trees growing from under its legs. Let’s not forget to cover exposed ends of the legs with tiny, frilled chef hats. Garnish with monocular alien fruit. And would you look at that cavity? It’s a gaping maw guaranteed to give the kiddies nightmares for weeks to come. More meat for dad, then, who is both a leg and breast man at Thanksgiving!

Happy Turkey Day!

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What Is It?

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

If it’s Wednesday, it must be time to present another unidentifiable, unappetizing food photograph.

There’s only one word for this one: EXTERMINATE!

Perhaps you have another word or two. Let us know in the comments.

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What Is It?

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Welcome to another edition of What Is It? Wednesday! Yes, it’s time to take a look at another item masquerading as food and determine what it’s really supposed to be.

Submitted for your approval:

Yummy treats, or the November, 1957 output of the elevator button factory? Or something else? Let us know in the comments.

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What Is It?

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Well. I’m not sure what this is supposed to be, other than that it appears to look vaguely rude.

So, what do YOU think it is?

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What Is It?

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

It’s dad’s turn to cook, and it looks like he’s dumped the contents of the lawn mower’s crass catcher into some aspic again. He doesn’t know what aspic is, but it’s held the clippings together quite well, don’t you think? He added bits of tree limbs, too!

What do YOU think it is?

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What Is It?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Welcome to another edition of What Is It? Wednesday. Herewith is another unintelligible food photo:

This must be a pork dish. The pigs appear to be serene about the fate that surely awaits them – the out-of-focus main dish.

So, what do YOU think it is? Snark is welcome

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What Is It?

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Welcome to another edition of What Is It? Wednesday. We keep dishin’ up the crap and you tell us what it is!

I like to call this one “Barrister’s Brain.”

Sorta gives a whole new meaning to “she who must be obeyed,” doesn’t it?

So what do YOU think it is? Leave a comment below.

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What Is It?

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Hell if I know.

Any ideas? Leave a comment.

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