Look What I Found Today!

They had their employees and women’s auxiliaries put together cookbooks.

I leave the hospital food jokes to you. The comment thread is open.

Please feel free to supply your own.

Our Holiday Food Festival continues!

Because you know: wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Tomorrow your inbox will be full of spam touting firm pickles.

Forget toys and ties. It’s bacon your family wants for Christmas. Don’t forget the wilted parsley for that “holiday red and green” effect.

Whatever floats your boat. Or your wooden spoon.

Let’s start with a buffet spread!

Nothing says “holiday eating” like over-saturated, unidentifiable stuff on sticks. Pardon me while I just slip in and grab some more of that radium-infused celery.

Yes, we’re back, and with a month of vile holiday foods!

Be afraid.

(Note: Many of these come from the archives of my personal site, Stately Barrett Manor. Sure, pay a visit!)

Now your day is complete.

It’s time to cleanse the palate – if you dare. We present an array of frozen confections that might be right at home in the back of the freezer with your fourth grade science experiment.

What do you think this is?

Previously:

First Course: Appetizer

Second Course: Soup

Third Course: Salad

And we press on with the seven course meal. This week: salad!

It is like something out of your worst nightmare.

What do YOU think it is?

Remember, we’re not looking for a literal interpretation; rather we’d like you to consider the potential of the dish.

Previously:

First Course: Appetizer

Second Course: Soup